Petly Town

An old man was preparing to board a plane when he heard that the Pope was on the same flight. “This is exciting,” thought the old man. “I’ve always been … …

Jimmy and Matty, ages 8 and 4, were excessively mischievous. They were always getting into trouble and their parents knew if any mischief occurred in their town, the two boys … …

A wife asked her husband,   “If I died, would you remarry?”   The husband replied,   “No, of course not. I love you too much.”   The wife asked … …

A Scotsman went skiing in Canada for the first time. At the end of a great day on the slopes, he retired to the local tavern. After getting six whiskeys … …

A little old lady was walking her dog around a lake on a cold winter morning and the lake was still frozen. All of a sudden, her little dog spotted … …

Boudreaux, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire himself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighbourhood. He went to the front door of the first house … …

One afternoon a man came home from work to find total mayhem in his house. His three children were outside, still in their P.J.’s, playing in the mud, with empty … …

Little Johnny goes to Sunday school and the teacher asks the class, “What is forgiveness?” Little Johnny raises his hand and says, “It’s the fragrance that flowers give off when … …

A student named Jacob was sitting in class one day and the teacher walked by and he asked her “How do you put an elephant in the fridge?” The teacher … …

A woman walks into a pet store and sees a beautiful parrot for sale. She asks the store owner how much it costs and he tells her, “It’s $1,000 because … …