An Elderly Couple Walk Into A Fast Food Restaurant.
An elderly couple walk into a fast food restaurant. They order one hamburger, one order of fries and one drink. The old man unwraps the plain hamburger and carefully cuts … …
An Old Couple Are Flying To Australia.
An old couple, Abe and Esther are flying to Australia for a two-week vacation to celebrate their 50th anniversary. Suddenly, over the public address system, the Captain announces, “Ladies and … …
A Husband And Wife Are Sitting On The Couch.
A husband and wife are sitting on the couch watching TV. The wife looks at the husband and he is staring at the ceiling above her head, she looks up … …
Johnny’s Mom Driving Her Car On The Highway.
Little Johnny was with his mom as she was driving her old beat-up car on the Highway. She tried to keep up with the traffic but they were flying by … …
The Wife Sent A Message To Her Husband.
ShareTweet The wife sent a message to her husband Don’t forget to buy vegetables on your way back from the office, and Priscilla says hi to you “. Husband : … …
Johnny Tells His Parents He Has To Go.
After church, Johnny tells his parents he has to go and talk to the minister right away. They agree and the pastor greets the family. “Pastor,” Johnny says, “I heard … …
A Single Guy Decided Life Would Be More Fun If He Had A Pet.
A single guy decided life would be more fun if he had a pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy … …
The Teacher Was Reading The Story Of Chicken Little.
One day the first-grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to her class. She came to the part of the story where Chicken Little tried to warn the … …
Two Elderly Women, Marie & Edith, Were Driving.
Two elderly women, Marie & Edith, were driving. Neither could see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along they came to an intersection. The stoplight was red but they … …
A Middle-Aged Woman Had A Heart Attack.
A middle-aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table, she had a near-death experience. Seeing God she asked, “Is my time … …