Petly Town

A student failed in the final law exam and decided to make a deal with the professor. Student: Sir can I ask you one question? Professor: Yes Student: If you … …

A young couple came into the church office to fill out a pre-marriage questionnaire form. The young man, who had never talked to a pastor before, was quite nervous and … …

It’s a small town and not much happens most days, so the town newspaper prints pretty much every little story. But the editor just can’t believe it one day when … …

A father and Little Johnny went fishing one day. After a couple of hours out in the boat, the boy suddenly became curious about the world around him. He asked … …

An Old Man Murphy showed up at Mass one Sunday and the priest almost fell down when he saw him. He’d never been to church in his life: After Mass, … …

Tim decided to tie the knot with his long-time girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, he was organizing his golfing equipment. His wife was standing nearby watching him. After a … …

One day, Marie sent her little boy Johnny down to the pond to get some water for cooking dinner. As he was dipping the bucket in the water, he saw … …

A man goes to a pet shop and sees a talking parrot. He asks the owner how much it costs. The owner says, “The parrot is $50, but he has … …

A vain lion wanted to find out why the other animals were not as beautiful as he. First he asked a giraffe. The giraffe did not know. Next, the lion … …

A lion was getting married and all animals attended the wedding. Every animal stood a distance and wished the lion. A mouse came and climbed to the stage and extended … …