A Police Officer Sees A Man Driving Around With A Pickup Truck.
A police officer sees a man driving around with a pickup truck full of penguins. He pulls the guy over and says, “You can’t drive around with penguins in this … …
An Old WOMAN Was Flying From Melbourne To Brisbane.
An Old WOMAN was flying from Melbourne to Brisbane … Unexpectedly, the plane was diverted to Sydney. The flight attendant explained that there would be a delay, and if the … …
A Farmer Had A Problem With Foxes Stealing His Chickens.
A farmer had a problem with foxes stealing his chickens, so he decided to get a guard dog. He went to the pet shop and asked for a fierce dog … …
An Old Man Was Driving Down The Freeway.
An old man was driving down the freeway when his wife called his cell phone. “Honey, I just heard on the news that there’s a car going the wrong way … …
An Elderly Couple Had Dinner At Another Couple’s House.
An elderly couple had dinner at another couple’s house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen. The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, … …
A Wealthy Old Man Was Lying On His Deathbed.
A wealthy old man was lying on his deathbed when it occurred to him he had never made a will, So he called his lawyer to help him make his … …
An Elderly Man Had Dinner.
An elderly man had dinner at a very nice restaurant. After he finished his wine, he went to the men’s room, then walked out through the bar: It was a … …
A Wife Is Busy Packing Her Clothes.
The wife is busy packing her clothes. Man: And where are you going? Wife: I’m moving to my mother’s. The husband also starts packing. Wife: And where do you think … …
Johnny And Billy Were Engaging In The Time-Honoured Tradition.
Little Johnny and Billy were engaging in the time-honoured tradition of a verbal battle like little boys all over the world. “My Father is better than your Father!” Billy declared. … …
Little Johnny Is Writing A Paper On Childbirth.
Little Johnny is writing a paper on childbirth and asks his parents, “How was I born?” His mother awkwardly answers, “The stork brought you.” “Oh,” says the Little Johnny. “Well, … …