An Old Man Goes To The Wizard.
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years. The Wizard says, “Maybe, … …
Paddy Saw An Elderly Woman Drop Her Purse.
Paddy saw an elderly woman drop her purse in the high street this morning, so he quickly followed her. As he was just about to tap her on the shoulder … …
A Bear Walks Into A Bar.
A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, “So what are ya having their big fella?” The bear says, “Give me a … beer.” The bartender says, “What’s with … …
A Dog And A Cat Were Having An Argument.
A dog and a cat were having an argument about who is the favourite of humans. The dog says, “Humans like us more. They even named a tooth (canine) after … …
Little Johnny’s Teacher Was Giving A Lesson.
Little Johnny’s teacher was giving a lesson in developing logical thinking. “This is the scene”, said the teacher. “A man is standing up in a boat in the middle of … …
An Elephant And A Crocodile Were Swimming In The Jungle.
An elephant and a crocodile were swimming in the jungle, When the elephant spots a turtle sunning himself on a rock. The elephant walks over to the turtle, picks him … …
An Elephant And A Crocodile Were Swimming In The Jungle.
An elephant and a crocodile were swimming in the jungle, When the elephant spots a turtle sunning himself on a rock. The elephant walks over to the turtle, picks him … …
The Teacher Put A Question.
The teacher put a question to the class: “What does a cat have that no other animal A number cried in unison: “Fur!” But an objector raised the point that … …
A Man Was Having An Argument With His Wife.
A man was having an argument with his wife. In the heat of the argument, his wife called him a fool. The husband got angry and said he can not … …
A Blind Man Walks Into A Bar With A Bear.
A blind man walks into a bar with a bear on a chain and a parrot on his shoulder. “Hey,” the bartender exclaimed, “No animals are allowed in here!” “We’re … …