A Man Received The Following Text From His Neighbour.
A man received the following text from his neighbour: “I am so sorry Bob. I’m riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been tapping your wife for … …
L.Johnny And Billy Were Engaging In The Time-Honoured Tradition.
Little Johnny and Billy were engaging in the time-honoured tradition of a verbal battle like little boys all over the world. “My Father is better than your Father!” Billy declared. … …
An Out-Of-Towner Accidentally Drives His Car.
An out-of-towner accidentally drives his car into a deep ditch on the side of a country road. Luckily an old farmer happened by with his big old horse named Benny. … …
The Squirrel Was Sitting In An Apple Tree.
The squirrel was sitting in an apple tree when all of a sudden a cow came climbing up the tree. Surprised to see a climbing cow the squirrel asked the … …
An Elderly Priest Dies And Goes To Heaven.
An elderly priest dies and goes to heaven. He soon finds himself in a line of souls going to St. Peter to enter heaven. In no time at all, there’s … …
Johnny Looked So Sad.
Little Johnny looked so sad his teacher had to inquire what was wrong. “What’s the problem?” she asked. “I hope it’s not about your homework again.” “Well, uh, yes it … …
A Young Man Named Rich Bought A Horse.
A young man named Rich bought a horse from a farmer for $250. The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day: The next day, the farmer drove up … …
The Teacher Put A Question.
The teacher put a question to the class: “What does a cat have that no other animal A number cried in unison: “Fur!” But an objector raised the point that … …
A Professor Of Chemistry Wanted To Teach His 5th Grade Class A Lesson.
A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 5th-grade class a lesson about the evils of liquor, So he produced an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass … …
A Zoo Keeper Is Ordering New Animals.
A zoo keeper is ordering new animals. As he fills out the forms, he types “two mongeese”. That doesn’t look right, so he tries “two mongoose” then “two mongooses”. Giving … …