An Elderly Man Paddy Died.
An elderly man Paddy died. His will provided £40,000 for an elaborate funeral. As the last guests departed the affair, his widow Colleen turned to her oldest and dearest friend. … …
An Old Couple Went To Breakfast At A Restaurant.
An Old couple went to breakfast at a restaurant where the “seniors’ special” was 2 Eggs, Bacon, Hash Browns and Toast for $2.99… “Sounds good” the wife said… “but I … …
An Old Lady Walks Into A Pharmacy.
An elderly lady walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some b*m deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the elderly woman that they don’t sell b*m … …
A Woman Found A Magic Bottle.
A woman found a magic bottle, rubbed it, and out popped a genie. The amazed woman asked if she got three wishes. The genie said, “Nope, sorry, three-wish genies are … …
Grandpa Was Telling His Young Grandson What Life Was Like.
Grandpa was telling his young grandson what life was like when he was a boy. “In the winter we’d ice skate on our pond. In the summer we could swim … …
A Big Old Lion Woke Up One Morning.
A big old lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean. He felt that his position as King Of The Jungle needed to be acknowledged by the other … …
A Young Man Named John Received A Parrot As A Gift.
A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird’s mouth was … …
The New Manager Addressed All The Seniors.
On her first day at the senior complex, the new manager addressed all the seniors pointing out some of her rules: “The female sleeping quarters will be out-of-bounds for all … …
A Young Man Named John Received A Parrot As A Gift.
A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird’s mouth was … …
An Elderly Pope Goes To New York.
An elderly Pope goes to New York and gets picked up at the airport by a limousine. When he sees the car, he motions to the driver and says: “Do … …