The Lion Wakes Up In The Jungle.
One Day the lion wakes up in the jungle and finds that a tool is missing, he goes to an elephant and asks, “Have you seen my tool?” Elephant replies: … …
A Man Shows Trick To The Bartender.
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “If I show you a really good trick, will you give me a free drink?” The bartender considers it, then … …
Doctor Bloomfield, Was Known For Extraordinary Treatment Of Arthritis.
Doctor Bloomfield, who was known for extraordinary treatment of arthritis, had a waiting room full of people. when a little old lady, almost bent over in half, shuffled in lowly, … …
A Big-City Lawyer Was Representing The Railroad In A Lawsuit.
A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The rancher’s prize bull was missing from the section through which the railroad passed. The … …
Several Men Are In The Locker Room Of A Golf Club.
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cellular phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. … …
A Big-City Lawyer Was Representing The Railroad In A Lawsuit.
A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The rancher’s prize bull was missing from the section through which the railroad passed. The … …
Two Old Guys Are Pushing Their Carts.
Two old guys are pushing their carts around Wal*Mart when they collide: The first old guy says to the second guy. “Sorry about that. I’m looking for my wife and … …
Several Men Are In The Locker Room Of A Golf Club.
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cellular phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. … …
Johnny Is Sat In His Back Garden.
Little Johnny is sitting in his back garden when his grandad comes out. ‘Grandad, I’m Bored”. says Jonny ‘ I’ll tell you what then’ says Grandad. He picks a worm … …
An Old Woman Was Arrested For Shoplifting.
A very cranky old woman was arrested for shoplifting at a grocery store. She gave everyone a hard time, from the store manager to the security guard to the arresting … …