Petly Town

There were two snakes talking. The first one said “Sidney, are we the type of snakes that wrap ourselves around our prey and squeeze and crush until they’re dead? Or are … …

Arthur is 75 years old. He’s played golf every day since his retirement 15 years ago. One day he arrives home looking downcast. “That’s it,” he tells his wife. “I’m … …

An elderly dude is walking around the city. As he passes a particular corner, he notices a gentleman leaning against the building, snapping his fingers. Curious, our hero approaches the snapping … …

The final exam for a class was scheduled from 8:00-11:00 AM. At 10 AM, with one hour to go, Little Johnny walks in and asks for an exam. The professor … …

A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, “You should do it because you get up first, and … …

A lawyer was on vacation in a small farming town. While walking through the streets on a quiet Sunday morning, he came upon a large crowd gathered by the side … …

One day there was a woman who lost her cat named “LOVE.” It was pretty dark outside and she lived in New York. So, thinking that he might be down … …

After checking an elderly couple out, the doctor tells them that they were physically okay but might want to start writing things down and make notes to help them remember … …

A strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of making fun of John, … …

An old farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen, When the old woman wistfully recalled that the next week would mark their golden wedding anniversary. … …