A Young Couple Got Married.
A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother. Her mother asked, “How was the honeymoon?” “Oh, Mum,” she … …
A Man Was Driving Along The Motorway.
A man was driving along the motorway when he noticed a chicken running alongside his car. He was amazed to see the chicken keeping up with him, as he was … …
Two Guys Are Walking Through The Woods.
Two guys are walking through the woods and come across this big deep hole. “Wow…that looks deep.” “Sure does… toss a few pebbles in there and see how deep it … …
A Father And Son Moved Into A New House.
A father and son moved into a new house. One day, the father saw the son was looking oddly pale. “What’s wrong, son?” he asked. “Dad, do you believe in … …
A Husband Went To The Police Station.
A husband went to the police station to file a “missing person” report for his missing wife: Husband: “I lost my wife, she went shopping and hasn’t come back yet.” … …
Two Crows Were In A Field.
Two crows were in a field when they noticed a figure that looked like a man in the distance. “See that over there? What is that?”, says the first crow. … …
An Englishman Talk With The Welshman.
Englishman: “That your Dog”..?? Welshman: “Aye”. Englishman: “Mind if I Speak to him”..?? Welshman: “Dog don’t Talk.” Englishman: Hey Dog, how’s it going”..?? Dog: “Doing All Right, Thanks”. Welshman: (Look … …
An Old Man Walks Up To The Counter.
An old man walks up to the counter of a pawn shop holding an old, weathered guitar: “I’d like your expert opinion on this guitar, how much do you think … …
A Old Man Walks Into A Pharmacy.
The other day I went over to a nearby Pharmacy. When I got there, I went straight to the back of the Store to where the Pharmacists Counter is located. I … …
An Old Man Was Eating At A Truck Stop.
An old man was eating at a truck stop when three rough-looking bikers walked in. As they passed the old man, the first biker pushed his cigarette into the old … …