Sven And Ole Were Talking.
Sven and Ole were talking one afternoon when Sven tells Ole, “Ya know, I reckon I’m ’bout ready for a vacation. Only dis year I’m a gonna do it a … …
Johnny And Billy Were Engaging In The Time-Honoured Tradition.
Little Johnny and Billy were engaging in the time-honoured tradition of a verbal battle like little boys all over the world. “My Father is better than your Father!” Billy declared. … …
An Old Lady Was Stopped.
An old lady was stopped to pull into a parking space when a young man in his new red Mercedes went around her and parked in the space she was … …
The Elderly Priest, Speaking To The Younger Priest.
The elderly priest, speaking to the younger priest, said. “You had a good idea to replace the first four pews with plush bucket theatre seats. It worked like a charm. … …
Alex Sees An Ad In The Newspaper .
Alex sees an ad in the newspaper that says “Circus Looking for New Talents”. Alex says to himself, “Eh, what the heck. I’m pretty talented.” and calls the circus. A … …
A Lady Is Walking Down The Street.
A lady is walking down the street to work and she sees a parrot in a pet store. The parrot says to her, “Hey lady, you are really ugly.” Well, … …
A Class Of Third-Graders Was Taking A Field Trip.
One day, a class of third-graders from the city were taking a field trip to the country to visit a small farm. The kids were amazed to see all the … …
A Husband Said To His Wife.
Husband to wife: “Today is a fine day.” Next day he says: “Today is a fine day.” Again, the next day, he says the same thing: “Today is a fine … …
A Man’s Wife Was Lying In Bed Crying.
A man’s wife was lying in bed crying. He walks in and asks, “What’s wrong?” “I had a dream where a prince took me from you,” she replies. Husband says, … …
Three Old Ladies Were Sitting At The Dinner Table.
Three old ladies were sitting at the dinner table discussing their problems with getting old. The first one said, “Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my … …