A Shark Sees A Squid.
A shark swimming under a Bridge sees a Squid swimming towards him: “How ya goin’ Squid?” He said. In a feeble voice, the Squid replied. “Not too good Mr Shark.” … …
The Elderly Chief Noticed A New Seaman.
The elderly Chief noticed a new seaman one day and barked at him. “Get over here! “What is your name?” was the first thing the Chief asked the new guy. … …
An Elderly Wealthy Man Walks Into A Bank.
An elderly wealthy man walks into a bank New York City and asks for the loan officer. He says he’s going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs … …
Johnny Goes To Talk To His Professor About His Grade.
Little Johnny goes to talk to his professor about his grade. Johnny comes up to the professor, “What is this, why did your grade mean 80?” The professor looks at … …
The Doctor Tells Her About Her Husband’s Heart.
A man wasn’t feeling well so he went to the doctor. After examining him the doctor took his wife aside, and said: “Your husband has a very sensitive heart. I … …
A Blonde’s Helicopter Lessons
A blonde was taking helicopter lessons. The instructor said, “I’ll radio you every 1000 feet to see how you’re doing.” At 1000 feet, the instructor radioed her and said she … …
Timmy Comes Home Early And Walks In On His Parents, And The Explanation Gets A Hot Take From The Boy
This joke isn’t for the easily offended. Send it to any of the friends you know who aren’t sensitive. The mom says, “Timmy? Go to your room, I’ll be up … …
An Old Canadian in Paris
An elderly Canadian gentleman of 83 arrived in Paris by plane. At the French customs desk, the man took a few minutes to locate his passport in his carry-on bag. … …
A Husband Visits The Police Station.
A husband went to the police station to file a “missing person” report for his missing wife: Husband: “I lost my wife, she went shopping and hasn’t come back yet.” … …
Little Johnny’s Clever Deal For The Car.
Little Johnny had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car. His father said he’d make a … …