Petly Town

Olaf the Norseman is shopping at a supermarket when he comes across an old lady in a wheelchair, almost in tears. “What’s the matter?” asks Olaf. “Oh,” sobs the old … …

Three animals were having a drink in a cafe, when the owner asked for the money. I’m not paying,” said the duck. “I’ve only got one bill and I’m not … …

Two unemployed guys are talking. One says: “I’m going to become a lion-tamer.” The other replies, “That’s crazy, you don’t know nothing about no lion taming.” “Yes I do!” “Well, … …

A man finds a wallet with $700 in it. A few days later, he reads a notice stating that a wealthy man has lost his wallet and is offering a … …

A vacuum salesman appeared at the door of an old lady’s cottage and, Without allowing the woman to speak, rushed into the living room and threw a large bag of … …

Little Johnny’s neighbor just had a baby. Sadly, the baby was born without any ears. When the mum and baby came back home from the hospital, Johnny’s family was invited … …

John’s wife woke up one morning feeling completely deflated. “My word, I feel like my mind has almost completely gone!” “Are you really surprised?” John asked. “Why would you say … …

A husband and wife get up on Sunday morning. After breakfast, the wife notices that her husband isn’t dressed for church. “Why aren’t you dressed for church?” “Simple. I’m not … …

A Sunday School teacher of preschoolers told her students that she wanted each of them to have learned one fact about Jesus by the next Sunday. The following week she … …

Once upon a time, there were two canaries in a cage. Naturally, one was male and the other female. After many months, the male decided to meet the female. So … …