Two Snakes Ponder Their Identity.
There were two snakes talking. The first one said “Sidney, are we the type of snakes that wrap ourselves around our prey and squeeze and crush until they’re dead? Or are … …
An Old Golfer Finds Himself In A Predicament.
An old golfer was hitting his ball near a water hazard and his club fell into the water. When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, “Why are you … …
Little Johnny Had Passed His Driving Test.
Little Johnny had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car. His father said he’d make a … …
A Father Waits For Little Johnny.
A father waits for Little Johnny to come home from school. The son is an hour late. “Where were you?” asks the father. Little Johnny: “I helped a Granny cross … …
A Rabbit Walks Into A Butcher Shop.
One morning, a rabbit walks into a butcher shop and says, ‘Hello, sir. Do you have any carrots?’ The barber responds, ‘Carrots? This is a butcher shop. We don’t sell … …
Two Snakes Ponder Their Identity.
There were two snakes talking. The first one said “Sidney, are we the type of snakes that wrap ourselves around our prey and squeeze and crush until they’re dead? Or are … …
A Group Of Elderly Women Gathered At A Seminar.
There was a group of elderly women gathered at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with your husband. The old women were asked, ‘How many of … …
An Old Golfer Finds Himself In A Predicament.
An old golfer was hitting his ball near a water hazard and his club fell into the water. When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, “Why are you … …
Little Johnny Had Passed His Driving Test.
Little Johnny had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car. His father said he’d make a … …
Michael Was Thinking About How Good His Wife Had Been.
Michael was thinking about how good his wife had been to him and how fortunate he was to have her. He asked God: “Why did you make her so kind-hearted?” … …