Petly Town

Paddy an elderly lady goes into a pharmacy – reaches into his pocket and takes out a small Irish whiskey bottle and a teaspoon. He pours from the bottle onto … …

An elderly couple returned to a Mercedes dealership to find the salesman had just sold the car they were interested in, to a beautiful Lady. “I thought you said you … …

After church, Johnny tells his parents he has to go and talk to the minister right away. They agree and the pastor greets the family. “Pastor,” Johnny says, “I heard … …

A lost dog strays into a jungle. A lion sees this from a distance and says to himself with caution, “This guy looks edible, never seen his kind before.” So the … …

Little Susie spent the summer holidays on a pony farm in the Cotswolds Back home, she asked, “We all live together just like the animals, don’t we, Mummy?” “Yes, dear. … …

Three old ladies were sitting at the dinner table discussing their problems with getting old. The first one said, “Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my … …

An elderly woman went to her doctor, complaining about not being able to hear out of one ear. The doctor then took his penlight, looked in her ear, then took … …

A man ordered a voice-automated robot car that does anything he tells it to do correctly without any error. He got the car and became very proud of what the … …

A father waits for Little Johnny to come home from school. The son is an hour late. “Where were you?” asks the father. Little Johnny: “I helped a Granny cross … …

One morning, a rabbit walks into a butcher shop and says, ‘Hello, sir. Do you have any carrots?’ The barber responds, ‘Carrots? This is a butcher shop. We don’t sell … …