A Blind Man Walks Into A Bar.
A blind man walks into a bar with a bear on a chain and a parrot on his shoulder. “Hey,” the bartender exclaimed, “No animals are allowed in here!” “We’re … …
Teacher Talks To A Little Girl About Whales.
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very … …
Three Old Men Visit The Doctor.
Three elderly gentlemen, Eddie, Jenkins and Martin go to the doctor for their memory test. It’s a miracle they remembered the appointment: Anyway, the doctor starts by asking… “Eddie, what … …
Two Elderly People Living In A Florida Mobile Home Park.
There were these two elderly people living in a Florida mobile home park. He was a widower and she was a widow. They had known one another for a number … …
This Millionaire Said He Owed His Success To His Wife.
Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?” Millionaire: “I owe everything to my wife.” Interviewer: “Wow, she must be some woman.” Interviewer: “What were … …
Johnny Bring His Teacher A Pretzel.
Little Johnny, instead of an apple, would daily bring his new teacher a pretzel from his uncle’s bakery. She always thanked Little Johnny but one day she said, “These pretzels … …
Little Johnny Ran To His Daddy Shouting.
Little Johnny ran to his daddy shouting, “Daddy, daddy, can you believe it? I am expecting another A plus in today’s exam!!” “Oh really?” replied the daddy. “Yes. It was … …
A Couple Goes In A Bar.
A wife says, “Hey! Look at that funny guy who’s been drinking a lot.” The husband responds, “Who is he?” The wife answers, “Well, five years ago, he was my … …
Johnny Was Standing With His Father.
A six-year-old Little Johnny was standing with his father in front of the polar bear enclosure at the zoo. The father was telling Little Johnny how dangerous polar bears were … …
A Guy Took A Cat Home To His Wife.
A drunk guy took a cat home to his wife and said: “See… here is the monkey of the jungle.” His wife said laughing, “That’s a CAT …” He said … …