An Old Shepherd Lost His Favourite Bible.
A devout old shepherd lost his favorite Bible while he was out looking for a wayward lamb. Three weeks later, a sheep walked up to him carrying the Bible in … …
John Received A Parrot As A Gift.
A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird’s mouth was … …
An Elderly Joe’s Wife Likes To Sing.
An elderly Joe’s wife likes to sing so she decided to join the church choir. From time to time she would practice while she was in the kitchen preparing dinner. … …
An Elderly Couple Walked By Holding Hands.
An elderly couple walked by me holding hands and as they did, I told the gentleman to have her home by 10, with a smile and a wink… The elderly … …
A Man’s Car Stalled On A Country Road.
A man’s car stalled on a country road one morning. When the man got out to fix it, a cow came along and stopped beside him. “Your trouble is probably … …
A Lady Travelling Through The Train.
A lady from the city and her travelling companion were riding the train through Vermont when she noticed some cows. “What a cute bunch of cows!” she remarked. “Not a … …
A Lady Was Driving On The Highway.
One day a lady was driving on the Highway. She frequently checked her speed gauge to make sure she stayed within the speed limit. However, when she looked into her … …
Abe And Esther Are Flying To Australia.
An old couple, Abe and Esther are flying to Australia for a two-week vacation to celebrate their 50th anniversary. Suddenly, over the public address system, the Captain announces, “Ladies and … …
Johnny And The Teacher’s Gift.
On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for their teacher. The florist’s son handed the teacher a gift. She shook it, held it up and said, … …
The Married Couple Walked Into A Dentist’s Office,
A man and his wife enter a dentist’s office. The wife says “I need a tooth pulled. No gas or Novocain! I’m in a terrible hurry. Just pull the tooth … …