Little Johnny Was Sitting On A Park.
Little Johnny was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another. After the sixth one, a man on the bench across from him said, “Son, you … …
A Young Couple Left For Their Honeymoon.
A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother. Her mother asked, “How was the honeymoon?” “Oh, Mum,” she … …
A Man Goes To The Psychiatrist.
A man goes to the psychiatrist. The psychiatrist asks his patient: “Do you really think that you are a horse?” The patient: “Yes.” The Doctor: “Ok, it will be a long … …
Alex Sees An Ad In The Newspaper.
Alex sees an ad in the newspaper that says “Circus Looking for New Talents”. Alex says to himself, “Eh, what the heck. I’m pretty talented.” and calls the circus. A … …
Sally Was Driving Home Her Business Trips.
Sally was driving home from one of her business trips in Northern Arizona. when she saw an elderly woman walking on the side of the road. As the trip was … …
An Elderly Woman Went To A Shoe Shop.
An elderly woman went to a shoe shop to buy herself a new pair of shoes. She spent an hour trying out many shoes. After 35 attempts, she found the … …
Little Johnny’s Logical Thinking.
Little Johnny’s teacher was giving a lesson in developing logical thinking. “This is the scene”, said the teacher. “A man is standing up in a boat in the middle of … …
A Man Called Home To His Wife.
A man called home to his wife and said, “Honey I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his friends. We’ll be … …
A Judge Was Interviewing A Woman.
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce and asked, “What are the grounds for your divorce?” She replied, “About four acres and a nice little home in … …
A Mother Was Concerned About Her Son.
A mother was concerned about her kindergarten son, Timmy, walking to school. He didn’t want his mother to walk with him. She wanted to give him the feeling that he … …