A Student Asked A Question To His Teacher.
A student named Jacob was sitting in class one day and the teacher walked by and he asked her “How do you put an elephant in the fridge?” The teacher … …
There Was Once A Puppy Called May.
There was once a puppy called May, who loved to pick quarrels with animals who were bigger than she was. One day she argued with a lion. The next day … …
A Man Finds A Note From Wife.
A man comes home and sees a note on the refrigerator from his wife. She wrote, “This isn’t working. I’m at my mother’s.” The man opens the fridge, the light … …
A Gorilla Walks Into A Bar.
A gorilla walks into a bar The gorilla walks past the barkeeper and takes a seat. The Barkeeper is confused and scared at the same time. *”A gorilla in my … …
Animals In The Forest Have A Meeting.
Animals in the forest have a meeting. The bear as the chief of the forest decides to create an outhouse and they immediately build it. The next day the outhouse … …
An Old Women Was Caught Shoplifting A Can Of Peaches.
An 80 year old women was caught shoplifting a can of peaches. During her court appearance the judge asked the lady “So tell me why did you steal the peaches?” … …
A Man Is Walking Through The Country.
A man is walking through the country when he spots a sign that reads, “Talking Horse for Sale.” Intrigued, he walks up to the stable to check it out. “So … …
A Farmer Joe Was Watering His Farm.
One day farmer joe was watering his farm a chicken came along and said “How are you farmer joe” The farmer said “I’m very good, do you want to help … …
An Elderly Priest And A Young Priest As They Discuss Their Efforts.
The elderly priest, speaking to the younger priest, said. “You had a good idea to replace the first four pews with plush bucket theatre seats. It worked like a charm. … …
An Old Man’s Breakfast Adventure.
An old man is walking along the street one morning, feeling hungry. He sees a sign in the window of a restaurant that says, “Try our Exotic Breakfast now” So … …