Little Johnny’s Teacher Says To Johnny.
Little Johnny’s teacher says to him, “Johnny! your essay on My Dog is exactly the same as your sister’s!” Did you just copy hers?, she asks. Johnny says, “No, teacher, it … …
A Priest, A Pastor And A Rabbit Entered A Clinic.
A priest, a pastor and a rabbit entered a clinic to donate blood. The nurse asked the rabbit “What is your blood type?” The rabbit replied “I’m probably a type-o”.
An Old Golfer Was Hitting His Ball.
An old golfer was hitting his ball near a water hazard and his club fell into the water. When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, “Why are you … …
An Elderly Man Had Dinner.
An elderly man had dinner at a very nice restaurant. After he finished his wine, he went to the men’s room, then walked out through the bar: It was a … …
A Zookeeper Is Ordering New Animals.
A zookeeper is ordering new animals. As he fills out the forms, he types “Two mongeese.” That doesn’t look right, so he tries “Two mongooses,” then “two mongooses.” Giving up, he … …
A Man And His Dog Walk Into A Pub.
A man and his dog walk into a pub. The landlord said, “Sorry, we don’t allow animals in here.” The man replied, “But my dog can talk. Will you let … …
An Old Couple Went To Breakfast.
An Old couple went to breakfast at a restaurant where the “seniors’ special” was 2 Eggs, Bacon, Hash Browns and Toast for $2.99… “Sounds good” the wife said… “but I … …
The Wealthy Old Man Wants A Grandchild So Bad.
The wealthy old man looked around the table at his sons and daughters and their spouses gathered for a family reunion. “Not a single grandchild,” he said with a sigh. “Why, I’ll … …
This Woman Asks Her Husband Why He Is Acting Crazy.
A wife was frying some eggs one morning when suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. He shouted, “Careful, Careful! Put some more butter in! Oh my GOD! You’re cooking … …
A Teacher Gave An Unexpected Essay.
One day at school the teacher gave an unexpected essay. The teacher said; “Take a pencil and paper, and write an essay with the title ‘If I Were a Millionaire.’ … …