A Man Walks Into A Shop.
A man walks into a shop and sees a cute little dog. He asks the shopkeeper, “Does your dog bite?” The shopkeeper says, “No, my dog does not bite.” The … …
Johnny Returns From The Supermarket.
Little Johnny returns from the supermarket with his mother. While his mum is putting away the groceries she sees that little johnny has taken a box of animal biscuits and … …
A Single Guy Was Living With His Elderly Father.
A single guy was living with his elderly father and running the family business. He realized he was going to inherit a fortune once his ailing father died and decided … …
Little Johnny’s Clever Deal For The Car.
Little Johnny had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car. His father said he’d make a … …
A Couple Were Talking On The Phone.
Wife: Where are you? Husband: At home love. Wife: Are you sure? Husband: Yes. Wife : Turn on the mixer. Husband : (turns mixer on) Rrrreeereeeereeee… Wife: Ok my love … …
Two Men Were Having A Round Of Golf.
Two men were having a slow round of golf because the two ladies in front of them managed to get into every sand trap, lake, and rough on the course. … …
An Elderly Men Were Venting Their Frustrations.
A couple of elderly men were venting their frustrations about the woes of modern technology. “I just can’t ever seem to remember my darn passwords,” grumbled one of them. The … …
Two Elderly, Excited Southern Women Were Sitting.
Two elderly, excited Southern women were sitting together in the front pew of a church listening to a fiery preacher. When this preacher condemned the sin of stealing, These two … …
A Lady Was Reading A Newspaper.
A lady was reading a newspaper, while her husband was engrossed in a magazine. Suddenly, she burst out laughing. “Listen to this,” she said. “There’s a classified advert here where … …
Little Johnny’s Teacher Is Doing Her Rounds.
Little Johnny’s teacher is doing her rounds at lunchtime, when she sees little Johnny pulling faces at another child. She starts to talk sternly to Little Johnny and says “Johnny, … …