A Young Girl Watched Her Grandmother.
A young girl watched her grandmother move several duck figurines from the bottom shelf to the middle shelf of a cabinet. The grandmother picked up one of the ducks and … …
The Pastor Noticed Little Johnny Standing.
One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed little Johnny standing in the foyer of the church staring up at a large plaque. It was covered with names and small flags mounted … …
A Donkey Was Tied To A Tree.
A donkey was tied to a tree. A demon came and released it. The donkey entered the field of a farmer’s and began to eat everything. The farmer’s wife saw … …
A Horse Farmer Walks Into A Bar.
A horse farmer walks into a bar looking depressed. The bartender says hey what’s the matter? The horse farmer says “I have these two horses and I just can’t for … …
Little Johnny Is Back At School After Holidays.
Little Johnny is back at school after holidays. After a few days his teacher calls up Little Johnnys dad to report that Johnny has been behaving badly at school. His … …
A Clever Exchange Between Little Johnny And His Teacher.
Teacher: “If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?” Johnny: “Seven.” Teacher: “No, listen carefully… If I gave you two … …
A Man Prepares His Donkey.
A man prepares his donkey and dog for a long journey up a mountain. He places a pack straddle on the donkey’s back and fills everything to maximum weight. Because … …
An Elderly Man Had Serious Hearing Problems.
An elderly man had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of … …
An Elderly Couple, A Priest, And A Doctor Walk Into A Bar.
An elderly couple, a priest, and a doctor walk into a bar As they are sitting down and drinking, they eventually start talking about conception and the question of “when … …
A Woman Decided To Have Her Portrait Painted.
A woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, “Paint me with diamond rings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, a ruby broach, and gold Rolex.” “But you … …