An Old Lady Has 3 Grown Up Sons.
An old lady has 3 grown-up sons who each bought her a present for her milestone birthday. The first son, who had made it big in life, bought his old … …
An Old Lady Started Learning Swimming.
A 50-year-old lady, who suddenly started learning how to swim instead of her usual routine work of going to a Church !!!! Everyone was curious and asked her: “Why the … …
A Dog And A Cat Were Having An Argument.
A dog and a cat were having an argument about who is the favourite of humans. The dog says, “Humans like us more. They even named a tooth (canine) after … …
A Lawyer Was On Vacation.
A lawyer was on vacation in a small farming town. While walking through the streets on a quiet Sunday morning, he came upon a large crowd gathered by the side … …
An Old Man Woke Up In A Hospital.
After suffering a heart attack and having quadruple bypass surgery, An old man woke up to find himself in a Catholic hospital with nuns taking care of him. As they … …
An Old Man Complaining About A Pain.
An old man goes to his doctor, complaining about a pain in his leg that doesn’t heal and wants a diagnosis and explanation. The doctor checks out his leg, but can’t … …
A Mother Found A Candy Bar Wrapper.
Every Sunday afternoon a mother found a candy bar wrapper in her young son’s room. She finally had to ask: “Johnny, why do I find a candy bar wrapper in … …
John Brought His New Work Colleague.
John brought his new work colleague, Robert, home for dinner. As they arrived at the door, his wife rushed up, threw her arms around John and kissed him passionately. “Wow!” … …
A Man Received A Phone Call One Day.
A man received a phone call one day, and the caller asked if he had lost a parrot. He said that he had indeed lost the bird, But wanted to … …
An Eagle Goes Searching For A Mate.
An Eagle goes searching for a mate. He swoops down and picks up a loon. The loon looks up at him and coos, “I’m a loon, I’m a loon, I … …