A Man Walks Into A Bar.
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “If I show you a really good trick, will you give me a free drink?” The bartender considers it, and … …
A Man Bought A Kitten.
A man bought a kitten and tried to teach it to speak. Everyday for six years he taught it the alphabet. For hours and hours he’d say to the cat, … …
A Little Old Lady Tried To Phone Her Local Bank.
A little old lady tried to phone her local bank but was put through instead to the bank’s call centre. “Is that the High Street branch?” she asked. “No madam,” … …
A Little Silver-Haired Lady Calls Her Neighbour.
A little silver-haired lady calls her neighbour and says, “Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figure out how to get … …
Bob Was In Trouble.
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes … …
A Guy Went To A Restaurant.
A Guy went to a restaurant… It was full; no place to sit… Then he took out his mobile, placed it to his ear and said loudly- “Bro, come fast, … …
A Man And Woman Were Having Marriage Problems.
A man and woman were having marriage problems, and decided to end their union after a very short time together. After a most brief attempt to reconcile, the couple went … …
A Class Professor Was Giving A Lecture.
A class professor was giving a lecture on company slogans and was asking his students if they were familiar with them. “Joe,” he asked, “Which company has the slogan, ‘Come … …
This Lion Meets A Dog For The First Time.
A lost dog strays into a jungle. A lion sees this from a distance and says to himself with caution, “This guy looks edible, never seen his kind before.” So the … …
A Texan Old Farmer Goes To Australia.
A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says, … …