A Man Rushes His Limp Dog To The Veterinarian.
A man rushes his limp dog to the veterinarian. The doctor pronounces the dog dead. The agitated man demands a second opinion. The vet goes into the back room and … …
An Old Man Who Was Known For His Wisdom.
There was an old man who was known for his wisdom. One day, a young man approached him and asked, “Sir, what is the secret to a long and happy … …
An Old Man Receives A Knock On The Door.
A middle-aged male professor receives a knock on the door of his office on campus. After fumbling about for a few moments, he opens the door to find an old … …
A Man Needed A Horse.
A man needed a horse, so he went to a temple and got one. Before he left, the priest told him that it was a special horse. In order to … …
Shirley Comes Home And Surprised.
Shirley was also told housework is woman’s work so imagine her surprise one evening when she arrived home to find the kids all bathed, a load of laundry in the … …
An Old Man Strikes Up A Conversation With An Elegant Lady.
An elderly looking gentleman, (mid-nineties) very well dressed, hair well-groomed, great looking suit, flower in his lapel, smelling slightly of a good aftershave, presenting a well-looked-after image, walks into an … …
Johnny Asks His Mother For $20.
Little Johnny asks his mother for $20. His mother refuses to which Johnny says “If you give me $20 I will tell you what dad said to the maid when … …
A Husband Visited A Marriage Counsellor.
A husband visited a marriage counsellor and said: “When we were first married, I would come home from the office, my wife would bring my slippers and our cute little … …
A Magician Worked On A Cruise Ship.
A magician worked on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience would be different each week, so the magician did the same tricks each week. However, there was a … …
Little Johnny’s Humorous Take On Chemistry Class.
Little Johnny’s teacher asks, “What is the chemical formula for water?” Little Johnny replies, “HIJKLMNO”! The teacher, puzzled, asks, “What on Earth are you talking about?” Little Johnny replies, “Yesterday … …