An Elderly Couple Walk Into A Restaurant.
An elderly couple walk into a fast food restaurant. They order one hamburger, one order of fries and one drink. The old man unwraps the plain hamburger and carefully cuts … …
Johnny Is Being Questioned By The Teacher.
Little Johnny is being questioned by the teacher during a math lesson. “If you had ten dollars,” asks the teacher, “and I asked you for a loan of eight dollars, … …
A Couple Was Telling Their Vacation Experiences.
A couple was relating their vacation experiences to a friend. “It sounds as if you had a great time in Texas,” the friend observed. “But didn’t you tell me you … …
A Woman Saw An Ad In The Local Newspaper For Dog.
A woman saw an ad in the local newspaper which read: “Purebred Police Dog $25.” Thinking that it to be a great bargain, she called and ordered the dog to … …
This Man That His Dog Can Talk.
This guy walks into a bar with his golden retriever. “Hey, can I get a drink on the house if my dog talks for you?” “Dogs can’t talk, pal. But … …
An Elderly Man Had Dinner.
An elderly man had dinner at a very nice restaurant. After he finished his wine, he went to the men’s room, then walked out through the bar: It was a … …
This Little Old Lady Goes To The Doctor.
This little old lady goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor, I have this problem with passing gas, but it really doesn’t bother me too much. It never smells, and … …
A Company Had A Vacancy For A Job.
A company had a vacancy for a job so they put a sign outside of their office saying ‘ Job Vacancy- apply within. Applicants must: 1.) be able to type … …
A Family Is Driving In Their Car.
A family is driving in their car on a holiday. A frog crosses the road and the husband, who is driving, is able to stop the car. He gets out … …
The Church Held A “Marriage Seminar”
The church held a “Marriage Seminar” and the Priest asked Luigi, as his 50th wedding anniversary approached, to share some insight into how he managed to stay married to the same woman … …