A Husband And Wife Were Dining At A 5-Star Restaurant.
A husband and wife were dining at a 5-star restaurant. When their food arrived, the husband said: “Our food has arrived! Let’s eat!” His wife reminded him: “Honey, you always … …
An Elephant Drinking From A Stream Spots.
An elephant drinking from a stream spots a tortoise lounging on the shore. He grabs it with his trunk and flings it into the jungle. A passing zebra asks, “Why … …
A Dog Walks Into A Butcher Shop.
A dog walks into a butcher shop and the butcher asks, “What do you want?” The dog points to steak in a glass case. “How many pounds?” The dog barks … …
An Old Lady Calls 911 Late One Night.
An old lady calls 911 late one night… The dispatcher answers “911, what is your emergency?” “There appear to be two men rummaging through my shed.” “A breaking and entering? … …
An Elderly Couple Walked By Holding Hands.
An elderly couple walked by me holding hands and as they did, I told the gentleman to have her home by 10, with a smile and a wink… The elderly … …
Johnny’s Teacher Asked The Students.
Little Johnny’s teacher asked the students what they want to be in the future. Laurie says she wants to be a doctor. Karen says she wanted to be a police … …
A Man And His Wife Are Grocery Shopping.
A man and his wife are grocery shopping. The man sees a case of beer on one of the shelves and puts it in the cart. “What are you doing?” … …
A Group Of Frogs Was Traveling Through The Woods.
As a group of frogs was traveling through the woods, two of them fell into a deep pit. When the other frogs crowded around the pit and saw how deep … …
Two Robins Were Flying Over A Golf Course.
Two robins were flying over a golf course after rain and one said, “I bet there are a lot of worms down there.” They flew down to one of the … …
An Elderly Woman And Her Little Grandson.
An elderly woman and her little grandson, whose face was sprinkled with bright freckles, spent the day at the zoo. Lots of children were waiting in line to get their … …