An Elderly Priest Dies And Goes To Heaven.
An elderly priest dies and goes to heaven. He soon finds himself in a line of souls going to St. Peter to enter heaven. In no time at all, there’s … …
Husband Texts To Wife On Cell.
Husband texts to wife on cell.. Hi, what are you doing Darling? Wife: I’m dying..! Husband jumps with joy but types Sweet Heart, how can I live without U? Wife: … …
An Elderly Man Goes To The Doctor.
An elderly man goes to the doctor for a checkup and gets bad news. “You’ve got a rare disease and you’ve only got 6 months to live,” the doc tells … …
A Father And Little Johnny Went Fishing.
A father and Little Johnny went fishing one day. After a couple of hours out in the boat, the boy suddenly became curious about the world around him. He asked … …
Three Old Ladies Were Sitting At The Dinner Table.
Three old ladies were sitting at the dinner table discussing their problems with getting old. The first one said, “Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my … …
This Couple Is Working On Their Wills.
A couple were sitting in the lawyer’s office working on their will. The lawyer tells them that they should discuss end of life issues how they want to be treated. … …
The Pastor Noticed Johnny.
One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed little Johnny was standing and staring up at the large plaque that hung in the foyer of the church. The young man of seven … …
Thomas Is 32 Years Old And He Is Still Single.
Thomas is 32 years old and he is still single. One day a friend asked, “Why aren’t you married? Can’t you find a woman who will be a good wife?” … …
Little Johnny Had Passed His Driving Test.
Little Johnny had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car. His father said he’d make a … …
A Man Bought A Kitten.
A man bought a kitten and tried to teach it to speak. Everyday for six years he taught it the alphabet. For hours and hours he’d say to the cat, … …