The Conversation Between Husband And Wife.
Wife: I have a bag full of used clothing I’d like to donate. Husband: Why not just throw it in the trash? That’s much easier? Wife: But there are poor … …
A Dad Asked A Question To A Little Johnny.
Dad: Who do you like more, Mum or Dad? Little Johnny: BOTH Dad: Ok if i go to America and your mum goes to Paris, where will you go. Little … …
Sue Phones Her Husband At Work.
Sue phones her husband at work, ” Dan, do you have time for a chat?” “Sorry, darling, this is not a good time – I’m about to go into a … …
A Farmer Comes Home To Find His Sheepdog.
A farmer comes home to find his sheepdog waiting for him. The sheepdog says: “I herded the sheep into the barn, just like you asked!” “You sure you got them … …
A Turtle Was Walking Down An Alley.
A turtle was walking down an alley in New York. He was mugged by a gang of snails. A police detective came to investigate. They asked the turtle if he … …
An Old Cowboy Goes To Church.
An old Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back on the ranch about his visit on Easter Sunday to a big-city church. “When I got there, they had me … …
Grandpa Was Telling His Young Grandson.
Grandpa was telling his young grandson what life was like when he was a boy. “In the winter we’d ice skate on our pond. In the summer we could swim … …
Johnny Was Eating Breakfast One Morning.
Little Johnny was eating breakfast one morning. He got to thinking about things, and asked, “Mommy, why does Daddy have so little hair on his head?” “He thinks a lot, … …
A Small Farm Boy Milking His Cow.
A small farm boy named Little Johnny was milking his cow when all of a sudden a bull came charging toward him. As horrified workers nearby watched, Little Johnny calmly … …
A Herd Of Cows And Two Bulls Are Eating Grass.
A herd of cows and two bulls are eating grass out in the pasture. Suddenly, a great gust of wind comes ripping across the prairie and knocks all the cows … …