Two Police Officers Saw An Old Woman.
Two police officers saw an old woman staggering out a local bar, stopping her they can tell she has had far too much to drink and instead of taking her … …
A Man In A Frog Costume Walked Into A Bank.
A man in a frog costume walked into a bank and told the teller, Patricia Whack, that he needed to take out a loan for $50,000. He explained, “My name … …
A Balding, White-Haired Man Walked Into A Jewelry Store.
A balding, white-haired man from Sherman Oaks in California,, walked into a jewelry store in a local mall this past Friday evening with a beautiful much younger gal at his … …
A Doctor Asked Old Man About His Physical Activity Level.
An elderly man’s doctor asked him about his physical activity level. He described a typical day. “Well, yesterday afternoon, I took a five-hour walk about 10 kilometres through some pretty … …
Two Shepherds Lean On Their Crooks.
Two shepherds lean on their crooks at the end of a long day and the first asks the second, “So, how’s it going?” The second one sighed and shook his … …
A Boy Is Sitting On The Toilet.
A little three year old boy is sitting on the toilet. His mother thinks he has been in there too long, so she goes in to see what’s up. The … …
Two Donkeys Were Talking About Their Owners.
Two donkeys were talking about their owners: The first one said “My owner is so harassing, he beats me often” The second donkey: “Why don’t you leave your owner?” First … …
The Husband And Wife Had A Blazing Row!
The Husband and wife had a blazing row! The hubby stopped talking to his wife. The wife said, “I will count to 10. If you don’t start talking to me … …
The Well-Dressed Gentleman Watched An Old Man.
Poor Old fool” thought the well-dressed gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. So he invited the old man inside for a drink. … …
An Arrogant Professor Gets A Seat Beside An Old Man.
An arrogant professor boards a plane and gets a seat beside an old man. Mid-flight, the professor decides to play a game with the old man and prove he’s intellectually … …