A Dog Walks Into A Butcher Shop.
A dog walks into a butcher shop and the butcher asks, “What do you want?” The dog points to steak in a glass case. “How many pounds?” The dog barks … …
A Poodle And A Collie Are Walking Down The Street.
A poodle and a collie are walking down the street when the poodle suddenly unloads on his friend. “My life is a mess,” he says. “My owner is mean, my … …
The Grandmother Told Her Grandson.
“My grandmother told me how she ended up marrying Grandpa. She was in her 20s, and the man she was dating left for war. “We were in love,” she recalled, … …
A Newly Graduated Nurse Assistant Came Into The Room.
One day a newly graduated nurse assistant came into the room to find an elderly man fully dressed. He was sitting on the bedside chair, with a piece of packed … …
A Husband And Wife Get Up On Sunday Morning.
A husband and wife get up on Sunday morning. After breakfast, the wife notices that her husband isn’t dressed for church. “Why aren’t you dressed for church?” “Simple. I’m not … …
Johnny And His Mum Are Waiting At The Bus Stop.
When 6-year-old Johnny and his mum are waiting at the bus stop, she says to him. “I’ll get a ticket for myself and if the driver asks how old you … …
A Psychiatrist Had No Patients In His Office.
Suddenly , the door opened slowly and a man crept into the room on four legs. His mouth was full with pieces of colored plastic. He was holding strange objects … …
An Elephant And A Crocodile Were Swimming In The Jungle.
An elephant and a crocodile were swimming in the jungle, When the elephant spots a turtle sunning himself on a rock. The elephant walks over to the turtle, picks him … …
A Woman In A Supermarket Is Following A Grandfather.
A woman in a supermarket is following a grandfather and his badly-behaved grandson. He has his hands full with the child screaming for sweets, biscuits, and all sorts of things. … …
This Dog Walks Into A Post Office.
This dog walks into a post office and says to the Postmaster. “I need to send a telegram.” The Postmaster says. “OK, what is it?” The dog says. “I need … …