This Husband Was Reading His Marriage Certificate.
Wife: “What are you doing?” Husband : Nothing. Wife: “Nothing…? You’ve been reading our marriage certificate for an hour” Husband : “I was looking for the expiration date.”
Little Johnny Was Sitting On A Park.
Little Johnny was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another. After the sixth one, a man on the bench across from him said, “Son, you … …
A Man Wakes Up And Looks At His Clock.
A man wakes up and looks at his clock. It is 7:07 am. He gets out of bed, goes downstairs and glances at his calendar. It says it is July … …
Laura’s Dishwasher Quit Working.
Laura’s dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, “I’ll leave the key under the mat. … …
An Elderly Man In Florida, Had Owned A Large Farm.
Jim, an elderly man in Florida, had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he … …
A Young Man Went To His Grandfather’s Place.
A young man went to his grandfather’s place to stay for the weekend. He was sitting down for lunch when he noticed that the spoons and forks were encrusted in … …
A Man Was In Hurry To Catch A Train In Time.
A man was in hurry to catch a train in time. So he asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead … …
A Young Woman Brings Home Her Fiance.
A young woman brings home her fiance to meet her parents. After dinner, her mother tells her father to find out about the young man. The father invites the fiance … …
Johnny’s Neighbor Just Had A Baby.
Little Johnny’s neighbor just had a baby. Sadly, the baby was born without any ears. When the mum and baby came back home from the hospital, Johnny’s family was invited … …
Jack Wakes Up With A Horrible Hangover.
Jack wakes up with a horrible hangover and a black eye. The first thing he sees is a single rose on the side table and a note from his wife: … …