Petly Town

An elderly couple had dinner at another couple’s house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen. The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, … …

A young couple came into the church office to fill out a pre-marriage questionnaire form. The young man, who had never talked to a pastor before, was quite nervous and … …

Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking at the zoo one day. My name is Billy. What’s yours?”, asked the first boy. Tommy”, replied the … …

A student failed in law paper and decided to make a deal with professor. Sir, do you know everything about law? Professor: Yes. Student: If you can answer this question, … …

A husband and wife go to a restaurant. The waiter approaches the table to take their order. “I’ll have your biggest, juiciest steak,” says the husband. “But sir, what about … …

An elderly man went to a doctor with multiple complaints. “I see spots before my eyes,” he said. “It’s due to old age,” said the doctor. “No food agrees with … …

An Elderly man walks into a bar in London, orders 3 glasses of beer and sits in the backyard of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in … …

A lady was scheduled to fly from North Carolina to Germany, where her husband was stationed in the military. As she checked in at the airport, the security agent asked … …

A woman had decided to get a dog for protection. She inspected a likely candidate, the trainer told her, “He doesn’t like men.” Perfect, she thought and took the dog. … …

A game show host is talking to a rabbit The host looks at his question card. “Okay, here is your first question: What is 7 plus 5?” “Twelve”, replied the … …