When Billy Calls His Friend Johnny.
One day Billy called the little Johnny. Billy: I’m in big trouble! JOHNNY: Why is that? Billy: I saw a mouse in my house! JOHNNY: Oh, well, all you need … …
Two Unemployed Guys Are Talking.
Two unemployed guys are talking. One says: “I’m going to become a lion-tamer.” The other replies, “That’s crazy, you don’t know anything about no lion taming.” “Yes I do!” “Well, … …
An Elderly Man Decides To Join A Senior Dating Site.
An elderly man decides to join a senior dating site. He creates a profile and starts browsing through the available women. He finds one who looks interesting and decides to … …
An Old Man Applies For A Job As A Woodcutter.
An old man applies for a job as a woodcutter, but the boss doesn’t think he’s fit enough. He tells the boss he is able to cut down any tree … …
Little Johnny Failed His Math Test.
Little Johnny failed his math test dismally. His mark was so bad, his teacher called home to have a word with his dad. When he returned home that afternoon, his father … …
An Elderly Pastor Joe knew That Ole Ben Was A Saturday Night Boozer.
An elderly Pastor Joe knew that ole Ben was a Saturday night boozer. He always came to church on Sunday morning but always fell asleep from his Saturday night binges. … …
A Man Drove His Car.
An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to help with his big strong horse named Buddy. He hitched Buddy up … …
A Woman Was Telling Her Friend About Her Husband.
A woman was telling her friend, “It was I who made my husband a millionaire.” “And what was he before you married him?” asked the friend. The woman replied, “A … …
A Woman Finds Her Husband In Her Bedroom.
She Writes a Letter To Her Friend Dear Simon, I hope you can help me here. The other day, I set off for work leaving my husband in the house … …
Johnny And His Wife Had Their First Fight.
It was their first quarrel. Johnny was coming off worst until he brought his bride’s family into the argument. “Your father is an old drunkard,” he stated with venom. “Your … …