A Hound Dog Lays In The Yard.
“Excuse me, sir, but does your dog bite?” a jogger asks. The old man looks over his newspaper and replies, “Nope.” As soon as the jogger enters the yard, the … …
A 90 Year-Old Man Who Had Played Golf Every Day.
A 90-year-old man who had played golf every day since his retirement 35 years before, arrived home furious and said to his wife, “That’s it! I’m giving up golf. My … …
An Old Man Woke Up To Find Himself In A Hospital.
After suffering a heart attack and having quadruple bypass surgery, An old man woke up to find himself in a Catholic hospital with nuns taking care of him. As they … …
A City Boy Driving Through The Country.
A city boy driving through the country passes a chicken farm and he is doing 55 mph. A chicken runs by and passes him inside of his fenced-in field. He … …
An Old Man Goes To His Doctor.
An old man goes to his doctor, complaining about a pain in his leg that doesn’t heal and wants a diagnosis and explanation. The doctor checks out his leg, but … …
A Couple Goes In A Bar.
A wife says, “Hey! Look at that funny guy who’s been drinking a lot.” The husband responds, “Who is he?” The wife answers, “Well, five years ago, he was my … …
Johnny And Billy Were Engaging In The Time-Honoured Tradition.
Little Johnny and Billy were engaging in the time-honoured tradition of a verbal battle like little boys all over the world. “My Father is better than your Father!” Billy declared. … …
An Old Man Who Was Known For His Wisdom.
There was an old man who was known for his wisdom. One day, a young man approached him and asked, “Sir, what is the secret to a long and happy … …
A Woman Told Her Husband About The Dream.
After she woke up, a woman told her husband, “I just had a dream that you gave me the most beautiful diamond necklace. What do you think it means?” “You’ll … …
The Teacher Asks Question To Class.
Teacher: He brings two buckets into the class, one filled with water and the other filled with Beer. Then he brings a donkey to drink. The donkey smells both buckets … …