An Old Woman Decided To Have Her Portrait.
An elderly woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, “Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, a ruby broach, and a gold Rolex.” … …
Johnny’s Humorous Take On Chemistry Class.
Little Johnny’s teacher asks, “What is the chemical formula for water?” Little Johnny replies, “HIJKLMNO”! The teacher, puzzled, asks, “What on Earth are you talking about?” Little Johnny replies, “Yesterday … …
John And Mary Went For Dinner.
John and Mary were having dinner in a very fine restaurant. Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few paces away, noticed that John was ever so slowly, … …
These Two Little Boys Were Chatting At The Zoo.
Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking at the zoo one day. My name is Billy. What’s yours?”, asked the first boy. Tommy”, replied the … …
A Man And His Wife Were Having An Argument.
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, “You should do it because you get up first, and … …
A Lady Walks Into A Bar With A Goose.
A lady goes into a bar with her goose. Then the bartender comes up to her and says: “Why did you have to bring the pig in with you?” Then … …
An Elderly Man Goes To The Doctor.
An elderly man goes to the doctor for a checkup and gets bad news. “You’ve got a rare disease and you’ve only got 6 months to live,” the doc tells … …
In English Class The Teacher Says.
In English class the teacher says (Teacher): Kids you need to say the alphabet ok Sally you first. Sally: Okay a b c d e f g h I j … …
A Husband And Wife Went To The Fairgrounds.
A husband and wife went to the fairgrounds. The wife wanted to go on the Ferris wheel, but the husband wasn’t comfortable with that. So the wife went on the … …
A Kangaroo Kept Getting Out The Zoo.
A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo: Knowing that he could hop high, the zoo officials put up a ten-foot fence. He was out the next … …