The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just gotten married for the fourth time. The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it … …
Little Johnny and Billy are walking to the church for the Sunday prayer. Billy wonders whether it would be all right to smoke while praying: Little Johnny. “Why don’t you … …
A man was walking down the street and he saw another man with a bunch of penguins. He asked the other man, “Why don’t you take those Penguins to the … …
An elderly couple were going to bed! The old man was quite sleepy and was trying to sleep when his wife said, “Remember how when we were just married you … …
A man stopped at his favorite bar after a hard days work to relax. He noticed a man next to him ordered a shot and a beer. The man drank … …
The teacher asked the class to write a composition telling what they would do if they had a million dollars. Every pupil except Little Johnny began to write immediately. Little … …
A farmer named Patrick lived alone in the Irish countryside with his pet dog: The dog finally died, and Patrick went to the parish priest, saying. “Father, my dog died. … …
A Dog Walks Into A Butcher Shop. The butcher asks, “What do you want?” The dog points to steak in a glass case. “How many pounds?” The dog barks twice. … …
A duck walks into a bar one day waddle over and waddles over to the bartender, the duck asks “got any lunch?” Bartender replies back “sorry this is a bar … …
An elderly couple walked by me holding hands and as they did, I told the gentleman to have her home by 10, with a smile and a wink… The elderly … …