An Old Man Bought An Expensive Locket.
At a jewellery store, an old man bought an expensive locket as a present for his girlfriend. “Don’t you want her name engraved upon it?” asked the jeweller. The Old … …
An Old Man Was Sitting In Private Box.
An old man was sitting in a private box at a major football match with an empty seat next to him: A young enthusiast saw the empty seat and said … …
Little Johnny Talk To His Mother.
“Hey, Mum,” asked Little Johnny, “Can you give me twenty pounds?” “Certainly not.” “If you do,” he went on, “I’ll tell you what Dad said to the maid when you … …
The Old Man Shows Bikers Who’s Boss.
An old man is having breakfast at a diner when three bikers walked in. The first biker puts out his cigarette in the old man’s pancakes. The second biker spits … …
A Old Man From Alabama Moves To New York.
An old man from Alabama moves to New York. He walks into an “Everything under one roof” department store looking for a job. He sits down, greets the manager, and … …
A Father And Johnny Went Fishing.
A father and Little Johnny went fishing one day. After a couple of hours out in the boat, the boy suddenly became curious about the world around him. He asked … …
A Husband And Wife Came To See A Therapist.
After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came to see a therapist. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing every problem they … …
A Bear Walks Into A Bar.
A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, “So what are ya having their big fella?” The bear says, “Give me a … beer.” The bartender says, “What’s with … …
A Bald Eagle’s Decides To Stop By A Small Lake.
A bald eagle decides to stop by a small lake to get a drink. As he’s drinking another bald eagle lands next to him. He looks at the eagle and … …
An Old Lady Has 3 Grown Up Sons.
An old lady has 3 grown-up sons who each bought her a present for her milestone birthday. The first son, who had made it big in life, bought his old … …