A Little Old Lady Tried To Phone Her Local Bank.
A little old lady tried to phone her local bank but was put through instead to the bank’s call centre. “Is that the High Street branch?” she asked. “No madam,” … …
A Couple Were Asked For The Secret.
A couple had been married for 45 years and had raised a brood of 11 children and were blessed with 22 grandchildren. When asked about the secret for staying together all … …
Johnny And His Family Were Having Sunday Dinner.
Little Johnny and his family were having Sunday dinner at his Grandmother’s house. Everyone was seated around the table as the food was being served. When Little Johnny received his … …
A Man Goes Into A Pet Shop To Buy A Parrot.
A man goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner points to three identical-looking parrots on a perch and says, “The parrot on the left costs … …
A Man Went To An Auction.
One day a man went to an auction. While there, he bid on an exotic parrot. He really wanted this bird, so he got caught up in the bidding. He … …
An Elderly Lady Was Well-Known For Her Faith.
An elderly lady was well-known for her faith and for her boldness in talking about it. She would stand on her front porch and shout “PRAISE THE LORD!” Next door … …
An Old Man Strikes Up A Conversation With An Elegant Lady.
An elderly looking gentleman, (mid-nineties) very well dressed, hair well-groomed, great looking suit, flower in his lapel, smelling slightly of a good aftershave, presenting a well-looked-after image, walks into an … …
A Young Couple Moved Into A New House.
A young couple moved into a new house. The next morning while they were eating breakfast, the young woman saw her neighbor hanging the washing outside. “That laundry is not … …
Johnny’s Unique Perspective On Life.
Little Johnny was sitting in class one day, and the teacher was talking about life, and asked him, “Little Johnny, how do you want your wife to be like?” He … …
Two Hunters From Moscow Charter A Small Plane To Fly.
On landing, the pilot says, “Remember, this plane can only fly with two hunters, one pilot, and ONE bear.” The hunters go out and return with two bears. So the … …