A Husband And Wife Went To Have Dinner At A 5-Star Restaurant.
A Husband And Wife Went To Have Dinner At A 5-Star Restaurant As the waiter comes with their food, the husband says “Our food has arrived! Let’s eat it!” The … …
Bob Had Been Listening To His Wife Practicing Her Singing.
Bob had been listening to his wife practising her singing. “Honey,” he said, “I wish you’d sing the songs about Women’s Day.” “That’s nice of you, Bob,” she said. “Why?” … …
Johnny Was With His Mom.
Little Johnny was with his mom as she was driving her old beat-up car on the Highway. She tried to keep up with traffic but they were flying by her. … …
Dave Bought A Horse From A Farmer.
A young man named Dave bought a horse from a farmer for $250 The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day. The next day, the farmer drove up … …
Farmer Jones Got Out Of His Car.
Farmer Jones got out of his car and while heading for his friend’s door, noticed a pig with a wooden leg. His curiosity roused, he asked, “Fred, how’d that pig … …
The 95-Year-Old Woman At The Nursing Home.
The ninety-five-year-old woman at the nursing home received a visit from one of her fellow church members. “How are you feeling?” the visitor asked. “Oh,” said the lady, “I’m just … …
An Old Lady Is Turning 100.
An old lady is turning 100 She is in great health for her age and regularly walks to the market, post office and the bank with no problems. Since she … …
The 8 Monkeys In A Room.
The 8 monkeys in a room. In the middle of the room is a ladder, leading to a bunch of bananas hanging from a hook on the ceiling: Each time … …
A Big Old Lion Woke Up.
A big old lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean. He felt that his position as King Of The Jungle needed to be acknowledged by the other … …
The Two Elderly People Living In A Florida Mobile Home Park.
There were these two elderly people living in a Florida mobile home park. He was a widower and she a widow. They had known one another for a number of … …