A Bear Walks Into A Bar.
A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, “So what are ya having their big fella?” The bear says, “Give me a … beer.” The bartender says, “What’s with … …
A Little Old Lady Tried To Phone Her Local Bank.
A little old lady tried to phone her local bank but was put through instead to the bank’s call centre. “Is that the High Street branch?” she asked. “No madam,” … …
Two Electricians Request An Old Lady To Move A Wire.
Two men are working on a telephone pole. A little old lady walks by and one of the men yeII to her, “Hey lady, can you move that wire off the sidewalk … …
A Dad Asked A Question To A Johnny.
Dad: Who do you like more, Mum or Dad? Little Johnny: BOTH Dad: Ok if i go to America and your mum goes to Paris, where will you go. Little … …
A Husband Visited A Marriage Counselor.
A Husband Visited A Marriage Counselor. And Said, “When we were first married, I would come home from the office, my wife would bring my slippers and our cute little … …
An Elderly Snake Went To The Doctor And Told Him.
An elderly snake went to the doctor and told him: “Doc, my eyesight is so bad, I can’t see to hunt any more. I think I need a pair of … …
A Man Received A Phone Call.
A man received a phone call one day, and the caller asked if he had lost a parrot. He said that he had indeed lost the bird, But wanted to … …
A Man Was Complaining To The Old Lady.
An old lady, a difficult independent, use to sit on a bench in a park to feed the pigeons. One day, she brought with her a whole bun of fresh … …
A Very Refined Lady Goes Into Wal-Mart.
A very refined lady goes into Wal-Mart to buy a rod and reel for her grandson’s birthday. As she doesn’t know which one to get, she just grabs one and … …
Little Johnny Was Back To School After The Holidays.
Little Johnny was back to school after the holidays. After a few days, his teacher called up Little Johnny’s father as he was not behaving in school. Here’s the conversation … …