A Man Wrote A Book.
A certain man wrote a book entitled, “HOW TO CHANGE YOUR WIFE IN 30 DAYS,” and it sold more than 30 million copies within a week. Later on,it was discovered … …
This Dog In Not To Me Messed With.
A guy walks into a bar with his dog on a leash the barman says: “Geez that’s a weird dog: he’s stumpy-Iegged, pink, and doesn’t have a tail, but I … …
A Farmer Brought His Daughter A Little Pot-Belly Pet Pig.
A farmer brought his daughter a little pot-belly pet pig. She called it “Stinky” when she played with it out in the yard, but she called it “Ballpoint” when it … …
A Man Walks Into A Bar And Leans Over To The Bartender.
A Man Walks Into a Bar, he leans over and says to the bartender, “Hey, will you give me a free beer if I show you something so amazing that … …
An Old Man Is Stumbling Through The Woods.
An old man is stumbling through the woods totally drunk, When he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. He proceeds to walk into the water and subsequently … …
A Grandfather Is Hanging Out With His Grandson.
A grandfather is hanging out with his grandson. He says to his grandson, “Hey Johnny, please fetch me the cup of medicine and the cup of soda over there.” Grandson … …
An Elderly Forest Gump Died.
An elderly Forest Gump died and went to heaven: St. Peter had just been notified that heaven was filling up fast, So he came up with a test to thin … …
A Lion Goes Into A Restaurant.
A lion goes into a restaurant He sits down and starts looking through the menu. After a while, the waiter comes over. “What would you like to drink, sir?” Asked … …
A Lion Was Getting Married.
A lion was getting married and all animals attended the wedding. Every animal stood a distance and wished the lion. A mouse came and climbed to the stage and extended … …
A Man And His Wife Are Grocery Shopping.
A man and his wife are grocery shopping. The man sees a case of beer on one of the shelves and puts it in the cart. “What are you doing?” … …