An Old Couple Are Flying To Australia.
Abe and Esther are flying to Australia for a two-week vacation to celebrate their 40th anniversary. Suddenly, over the public address system, the Captain announces, “Ladies and Gentlemen, I am … …
A Young Boy Is Pulling His Wagon Up A Hill.
A young boy is pulling his wagon up a hill when one of the back wheels falls off and rolls down the hill. The young boy says: “I’ll be darned.” … …
An Elderly Man Went To The Doctor For A Visit.
An elderly man went to the doctor for a visit. “Doc,” he says, “I am so sick. I have chest pains, headaches, back pains, nausea, arthritis, constipation, stomach cramps, earaches, … …
A Little Old Lady Tried To Phone Her Local Bank.
A little old lady tried to phone her local bank but was put through instead to the banks call centre. “Is that the High Street branch?” she asked. “No madam,” … …
Tim Decided To Tie The Knot With His Long Time Girlfriend.
Tim decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, he was organizing his golfing equipment. His wife was standing nearby watching him. After … …
The Teacher Asked Little Johnny.
The teacher asked little Johnny if he knew his numbers. “Yes,” he said. “I do. My father taught me.” “Good. What comes after three.” “Four,” answered the boy. “What comes … …
The Pearly Gates St Peter Is Receptionist At The Entrance.
The Pearly Gates to Heaven. St Peter is receptionist at the entrance. – A cat shows up. St Peter says “I know you! You were a very nice cat on … …
An Old Man Was Traveling On His Donkey’s Back On A Highway.
An old man was traveling on his donkey’s back on a highway Two cops having seen that decide to mess with him, so they approach the man and say -Hey, … …
The Retirement Complex The New Manager Addressed All The Seniors.
On her first day at the retirement complex the new manager addressed all the seniors pointing out some of her rules: “The female sleeping quarters will be out-of-bounds for all … …
An Old Man Applies For A Job As A Woodcutter.
An old man applies for a job as a woodcutter, but the boss doesn’t think he’s fit enough. He tells the boss he is able to cut down any tree … …