Little Tommy Was In A Relative’s Wedding.
Little Tommy was in a relative’s wedding. As he was coming down the aisle, he would take two steps, stop, and turn to the crowd. While facing the crowd, he … …
A Shark Swimming Sees A Squid.
A shark swimming under a Bridge sees a Squid swimming towards him: “How ya goin’ Squid?” He said. In a feeble voice, the Squid replied. “Not too good Mr Shark.” … …
A Farmer Has Smart Pig.
A farmer is walking with a prospective buyer when they see a beautiful pig in the yard, except it has a wooden leg. The buyer asks, “Why the wooden leg?” … …
An Arrogant Professor Gets A Seat Beside An Old Man.
An arrogant professor boards a plane and gets a seat beside an old man. Mid-flight, the professor decides to play a game with the old man and prove he’s intellectually … …
The Pastors Wife Bought $250 Dress.
The poor country pastor was livid when he confronted his wife with the receipt for a $250 dress she had bought. “How could you do this!” he exclaimed. “I don’t … …
Little Johnny Had Passed His Driving Test.
Little Johnny had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car. His father said he’d make a … …
A Couple Was Relating Their Vacation Experiences.
A couple was relating their vacation experiences to a friend. “It sounds as if you had a great time in Texas,” the friend observed. “But didn’t you tell me you … …
A Duck Walks Into A Bar.
A duck walks into a bar one day waddle over and waddles over to the bartender, the duck asks “got any lunch?” Bartender replies back “sorry this is a bar … …
An Eagle Was Perched In A Tree.
An eagle was perched in a tree and was watching the skies for a partner. Soon a lark flew past, and suddenly there was lots of squawking and the flurry … …
An Old Dog Starts Chasing Rabbits.
An old Dog starts chasing rabbits and before long, discovers that he’s lost. Wandering about, he notices a panther heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch. … …