The Old Man Sat Down In The Orthopaedic Surgeon’s.
The 80-year-old man sat down in the orthopaedic surgeon’s office. “You know, Doc,” he said, “I’ve made love in more exotic cars than anyone I know. Must be at least … …
A Man, A Squirrel, And 2 Bees Are On A Road Trip.
A man, a squirrel, and 2 bees are going on a road trip. On the road, they run out of gas so the man pulls over. One of the bees … …
An Old Man Is Selling Watermelons.
An old man is selling watermelons… His pricelist reads: 1 for $3, 3 for $10 A young man stops by and asks to buy one watermelon. “That’d be 3 dollars”, … …
An Old Man Wrote A Will To His Two Lazy Sons.
An Old man wrote a will to his two lazy sons: After my death demolishes this house, you will find a metal case down the foundation where you will find … …
An Old Man Played Golf Every Day.
Arthur is 75 years old. He’s played golf every day since his retirement 15 years ago. One day he arrives home looking downcast. “That’s it,” he tells his wife. “I’m … …
Two Dogs Are Sitting In A Bar.
Two dogs are sitting in a bar. The first says, “wanna hear a joke?” The second dog says “sure!” The first dog says “knock knock.” The second says… WOOF WOOF … …
A Woman Saw An Ad In The Local Newspaper.
A woman saw an ad in the local newspaper which read: “Purebred Police Dog $25.” Thinking that it to be a great bargain, she called and ordered the dog to … …
The Telephone Rang At Johnny’s House.
The telephone rang at little Johnny’s house. Little Johnny answers the phone and whispers ”Hello”. The man on the other end of the line says “ Hello, is your Dad … …
A Couple Was Having Quarrel In A Lodge.
A couple was having quarrel in a lodge and the man calls the manager and says, “I’m having an argument with my wife, and now she wants to jump out … …
The Elderly Priest, Speaking To The Younger Priest.
The elderly priest, speaking to the younger priest, said. “You had a good idea to replace the first four pews with plush bucket theatre seats. It worked like a charm. … …