The Squirrel Was Sitting In An Apple Tree.
The squirrel was sitting in an apple tree when all of a sudden a cow came climbing up the tree. Surprised to see a climbing cow the squirrel asked the … …
A Baby Elephant And A Baby Turtle Drinking From A River.
There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle drinking from a river deep in the jungle. For no reason, the turtle reaches over and bites the elephant’s tail, … …
An Old Lady Handed Her Bank Card.
This old lady handed her bank card to the teller and said “I would like to withdraw $10”. The teller told her “for withdrawals less than $100, please use the … …
The Squirrel Was Sitting In An Apple Tree.
The squirrel was sitting in an apple tree when all of a sudden a cow came climbing up the tree. Surprised to see a climbing cow the squirrel asked the … …
Johnny’s Teacher Was Giving A Lesson.
Little Johnny’s teacher was giving a lesson in developing logical thinking. “This is the scene”, said the teacher. “A man is standing up in a boat in the middle of … …
A Lady Was Reading A Newspaper.
A lady was reading a newspaper, while her husband was engrossed in a magazine. Suddenly, she burst out laughing. “Listen to this,” she said. “There’s a classified advert here where … …
Jason Watched An Older Lady.
At a gas station, my husband, Jason watched an older lady fill up her car. As he was wondering whether or not someone her age should still be driving, she … …
Little Johnny Talk To His Mother.
“Hey, Mum,” asked Little Johnny, “Can you give me twenty pounds?” “Certainly not.” “If you do,” he went on, “I’ll tell you what dad said to the maid when you … …
A Teacher Handed Out A Colouring Page.
A kindergarten teacher handed out a colouring page to her class. On it was a picture of a duck holding an umbrella. The teacher told her class to colour the … …
A Crab And A Lobster Are Secretly Dating.
A crab and a lobster are secretly dating. Pretty soon, the lobster tires of the lying and tells her father, who then forbids her to see the crab anymore. “It’ll … …