A Police Officer In Grafton Stops At A Local Farm.
A police officer in Grafton stops at a local farm. He talks with an old farmer, and tells him. ” I need to inspect your farm for illegally grown drugs”. … …
A Rancher Was Helping One Of His Cows.
A rancher was helping one of his cows give birth when he noticed his 4-year-old son standing wide-eyed at the fence, soaking in the whole event. The man thought, “Great… … …
A Woman Is Worried About An Old Widow.
A woman is worried about an old widow who lives in the house next door. She hasn’t heard anything from her for a few days, so she tells her son: … …
Four Old Retired Guys Are Walking Down A Street.
Four old retired guys are walking down a street in London. They turn a corner and see a sign that says, “Old Timers Bar – ALL drinks10p.” They look at … …
An Old Man Who Was Known For His Wisdom.
There was an old man who was known for his wisdom. One day, a young man approached him and asked, “Sir, what is the secret to a long and happy … …
An Old Man Was Eating At A Truck Stop.
An old man was eating at a truck stop when three rough-looking bikers walked in. As they passed the old man, the first biker pushed his cigarette into the old … …
A Farmer Was Driving Along The Road.
A farmer was driving along the road with a load of fertilizer. A little boy who was playing in his yard called out “What ya got in your truck”? “Fertilizer,” … …
Clyde Sitting At The Bar With Mark And Kevin.
Clyde sitting at the bar with Mark and Kevin, tells them, “Last night while I was here drinking with y’all, a burglar broke into my house.” Kevin asked, “Did he … …
A Lady Was Reading A Newspaper.
A lady was reading a newspaper, while her husband was engrossed in a magazine. Suddenly, she burst out laughing. “Listen to this,” she said. “There’s a classified advert here where … …
Johnny’s Teacher Was Giving A Lesson.
Little Johnny’s teacher was giving a lesson in developing logical thinking. “This is the scene”, said the teacher. “A man is standing up in a boat in the middle of … …