A Man Walked Into A Restaurant.
A man walked into a restaurant and shouted his order aggressively. “Please give me 2 pieces of chicken and give everyone here 2 pieces of chicken each because when I … …
A Lion Stands Upon His Rock.
A lion stands on his rock and lets out a large roar. Immediately, every animal goes up to the lion and crowds around him. “I have heard rumours from one … …
A Young Lady Came Home.
A young lady came home from a date, rather sad. She told her mother, “Jeff proposed to me an hour ago.” “Then why are you so sad?” her mother asked. … …
A Teacher Was Helping One Of Her Kindergarten Students.
A teacher was helping one of her kindergarten students. Little Johnny put his boots on? He asked for help and she could see why. With her pulling and him pushing, … …
A Wife Is Frying Eggs.
A wife is frying eggs for her husband in the morning Suddenly the husband appears behind the wife’s back and says: “Careful, CAREFUL, put more fat in the pan! You’re … …
A Tourist Capsized Boat.
While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned craft. Spotting an old … …
Tom Went Fishing This Morning.
Tom went fishing this morning, but after a short time, he ran out of worms. Then, out of the corner of his eye, he saw a cottonmouth with a frog … …
Six Retired Cajuns Were Playing Poker.
Six retired Cajuns were playing poker in the hunting camp when Ray Fontenot loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest, and drops dead at the table. Showing respect … …
A Wealthy Man Walked Into A Bar In Miami.
A wealthy man walked into a bar in Miami. As soon as he entered, he noticed an old woman, sitting in one corner. He walked over to the counter, removed … …
A Young Boy Is Pulling His Wagon Up A Hill.
A young boy is pulling his wagon up a hill when one of the back wheels falls off and rolls down the hill. The young boy says: “I’ll be darned.” … …