A Fisherman Was Lying On A Beach.
One day an elderly fisherman was lying on a beautiful beach, with his fishing pole propped up in the sand and his solitary line cast out into the sparkling blue … …
Johnny’s Dog Ate His Homework.
“Johnny, where’s your homework”? Miss Martin said sternly to the little boy while holding out her hand. “My dog ate it”, was his solemn response. “Johnny, I’ve been a teacher … …
An Old Man Lay Sprawled Across Three Entire Seats.
An old man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the movie theatre. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the old man, “Sorry sir, but … …
An Elderly Man Had Dinner.
An elderly man had dinner at a very nice restaurant. After he finished his wine, he went to the men’s room, then walked out through the bar: It was a … …
A Horse Farmer Walks Into A Bar.
A horse farmer walks into a bar looking depressed. The bartender says hey what’s the matter? The horse farmer says “I have these two horses and I just can’t for … …
Teacher And Little Johnny’s Conversion.
Teacher: “Johnny ,why are you down today?” Johnny: “Because my mom is at the hospital and my dad is at the police station.” Teacher: “Oh, I’m sorry to hear that, … …
A Couple Were Christmas Shopping.
A couple were Christmas shopping. The shopping centre was packed, and as the wife walked through one of the malls she was surprised when she looked around to find that her … …
A Guy Was Driving Past A Farm.
A guy was driving past a farm one day when he noticed a beautiful horse stood in one of the fields. Hoping to buy the horse, the guy stopped and … …
A Husband Visited A Marriage Counsellor.
A husband visited a marriage counsellor and said: “When we were first married, I would come home from the office, my wife would bring my slippers and our cute little … …
A Farmer Was Taking Three Of His Donkeys.
A farmer was taking three of his donkeys for sale to the market. On the way, he saw a river and decided to have a dip. Since he had only … …