A Fly Keeps Annoying A Spider.
A fly keeps annoying a spider, which is building its own web. Annoyed, the spider rages: “live me ‘ye annoying pest!” “Once this web is complete, I will catch you, … …
A Married Couple Got Into Some Petty Argument.
A married couple got into some petty argument. (He would say it was petty. She would have said it was Armageddon.) As was their nature, neither of them would admit … …
An Elderly Guy Gets Pulled Over By A Speed Cop.
An elderly guy gets pulled over by a speed cop as he’s doing 80mph in a 30mph zone. The guy winds his window down as the cop approaches him and … …
An Elderly Couple Were Sitting Outdoors At A Cafe.
An elderly couple were sitting outdoors at a cafe when they noticed an old man who seemed to be having trouble crossing the street with an ungainly shuffle. The man … …
A Woman Walked Into The Kitchen.
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking a round with a fly swatter. “What are you doing?” she asked. “Hunting flies,” He responded. “Oh, killing any?” … …
Wife Asked Husband’s Opinion.
Wife : Honey, Shall i cut my hair? Husband : Ok cut them. Wife: But I took so much efforts to grow them so long. Husband: Then don’t cut them. … …
Paddy Hates His Wife’s Cat.
Paddy hates his wife’s cat so much he drives it to the next town and dumps it there. When he gets home, the cat was there. The next day he … …
Johnny Was Late For School.
Little Johnny was late for school. The teacher asked him why, and Little Johnny explained it was because he met a man who had lost his wallet on the street. … …
Johnny Engaging In The Time-Honoured Tradition.
Little Johnny and Billy were engaging in the time-honoured tradition of a verbal battle like little boys all over the world. “My Father is better than your Father!” Billy declared. … …
Paddy Saw An Elderly Woman Drop Her Purse.
Paddy saw an elderly woman drop her purse in the high street this morning, so he quickly followed her. As he was just about to tap her on the shoulder … …